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A Sandy Rant

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economyOne minute and 55 freakin seconds on global warming? Look, NBC, I love you. I do, really. I have no good reason for it, I just...

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Huge Cart Fan Adam Schersten Appears on VH1!

Actually I don't really know if Adam Schersten is a Cart fan but since page views are sky high, I can't imagine Adam not being a Cart fan. So there's some sound logic for ya. Part 1Get More: Big...

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Maybe I Should Start Watching ESPN Again?

Watch this clip and tell me if it sounds familiarWell shit guys, perhaps the "Cooler than the other side of the pillow" talk is officially over and you're going to begin a new chapter. Quotes from cult...

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Impressionist of the Day

So help me God if this dude doesn't make a living off his talent, The American Dream is dead. DEAD I TELL YA!Usually impressionists do a caricature of the person they're impersonating. An exaggeration...

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Yesterday's Impressionist Has Another Vid

Holy shit, this dude got over exposed over night! This one is half as good as the other one. How'd that happen? The Christian Bale was good but some of his impressions regressed significantly. Maybe it...

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My Stolen Take on the 138 Point Performance of Jack Taylor

Grinnell's Own Jack TaylorFrom Yahoo News: Jack Taylor's performance left even Kobe Bryant impressed.The Division III guard shattered the NCAA scoring record with 138 points, hoisting a mind-boggling...

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Tina Fey is a Cart Fan, Who Knew!?

A little while back I posted an idea for a new website dedicated to celebrity eye rolls. Here's that post._________________________________________________________________________Necessity is the...

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Scal Does Some Sideline Reporting

I'm not even sure why I'm posting this because if you don't watch the Celtics regularly like myself and the other 6 people in Massachusetts, this interview is probably meaningless. Here's the interview...

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Memorial Day Shout Out

Every year I post this Memorial Day Shout Out. Hope you had a great weekend, go Bruins!When I was in middle school, roughly 16 years ago, I was given an assignment that involved reporting something...

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Beats Audio Uses an Equalizer, Makes Millions

When it comes to audiophiles, I think there is a sea of anger, judgement, resentment, frustration, confusion, and general disdain towards non audiophiles and audiophiles that you don't agree with. In...

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Evacuated Tube Transport

6 People? 6? Here's why this won't work. Not because the technology is flawed, not because you'd need an incredible amount of state and federal level funding and support and not because there's a giant...

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Seinfeld Bloops

Here's some Seinfeld bloopers I haven't seen before. They show Michael Richards getting irritated everytime someone breaks character.Seems like Richards is kind of a dick at times. 'Course we already...

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Proper Incline Form Demonstration, Requires Review

Is this dude kidding? If he's kidding, it's funny actually. It's like a satire of all the gym dudes that have terrible form. If he's not kidding, this is absurd.I just wrote out this huge list of...

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PLEEEASE BERU!!!

How bout the look Beru gives the camera at :56. "Can you believe this joker falls in the lake every week for the past 8 years and he still doesn't think I know what I'm doing". Beru is a prankster of...

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The Definitive List of the Best Espionage/Spy Thrillers

Since it's probably not a good idea to talk about this whole NSA whistleblower thing, I've decided to create a list of the best Espionage/Spy Thrillers in movie history. Well, the definitive list of...

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James Gandolfini Dead, 51

James Gandolfini, who personified the New Jersey mobster in HBO's acclaimed series The Sopranos, died Wednesday, apparently of a heart attack, while on vacation in Rome, the network said. He was...

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A Fly Interrupts

Gotta hand it to Chris O'Dowd, handled it pretty well. I probably would've done a spit-take all over Kristen Wiig's face.

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Talent Scout Shout Out - Jack Gleeson

So yeah, Game of Thrones has been on for three seasons, I realize this would have been more meaningful had I done it in season 1. But he's young and this is his big break so let's see what he does with...

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Algunquin for 'The Good Land'

Check out Alice Cooper as he shreds the Lumineers and Mumford & Sons for no reason.Look, I love Alice Cooper. I swear to God in another life, Cooper and I just sit around trying to figure out why...

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Things That Make You Sing 'Kiss From A Rose'

As far as I can tell, the following list is everything on that table from Left to Right1. A bag of cilantro2. A blue ceramic coffee mug from Crate & Barrel3. A chrome metal paper towel dispenser...

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Carrey Doing Hanks Doing His Dogs

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone was suppose to be a big career boost for Jim Carrey who hasn't been in any significant films for some time now. Unfortunately it flopped, I guess it really sucked, I...

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No Bro of Mine

Is there nothing sacred in this country?!?! Nothing?! Let's do this. Here is a list of all of the things I like in the world. It is the complete list of everything I like on planet earth.1. PizzaDo I...

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This One Time At Band Camp

Every time I watched a Jim Halpern prank on The Office I thought to myself, 'I wish I could pull off a prank like that". I lack the creative out-of-the-box thinking required for such hi-jinks. I have...

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Cell Phone Crashing

This is hilarious.  Question, did he and his wife buy airline tickets? Did they just fly somewhere and come back? Cost of doing business I guess.

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Better Call Paul

I think I'm going to set up one of those google alerts that tells me every time Paul Sparks is in the news. Because I wanna know immediately what his next project is. A word of advice to you Paul, be...

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